Pyramyd Air 50 for 50 Service – For 1 April Only!
Just for 1 April 2016, the Pyramyd Air 50 for $50 Service offers huge benefits to anyone buying an airgun from Pyramyd Air!
Not only do you get all the benefits of the regular 20 for $20 Service, but there’s a whole raft of other benefits, as you can see from these screen grabs. I’ve chosen my favorites, too.
By the way, that’s Pyramyd Air Lead Repair Tech Gene Salvino, starring in the photographs. Thanks for waiting in line for me at the DMV, Gene!
And you can call round to my place for the Spring yard clean-up…
Hmmm, should Gene take my Mother-in-law to Dinner? But having him get that prostate exam for me sounds like a big benefit, too.
Smoke detector batteries. Now there’s a real job you can do for me, Gene!
But this is the toughest one yet… tell me that I really am a great shot with an air rifle!
I’ve already done this year’s taxes. Do 2017 taxes count in this Service?
Aw shucks! I just read to the bottom of the page. The Pyramyd Air 50 for $50 Service is just an April Fool’s Day joke.
Great promotion Pyramyd!!!
